Roy's Wife

Okay, this is where it gets kinda weird with Roy...
...Did I say "kinda" weird?
No, this is out and out, no doubt about it WEIRD.
The lovely lady in the photo above? That's Annie.
ROY'S WIFE.
"What?" you ask, incrediously, "But that's a DOLL!"
Indeed, you are correct. It IS a doll.
And yet...
It's ROY'S WIFE.
You see, Roy knows that Annie is a doll. Yet, he still beileves that he is married to her. In fact, a bunch of his "friends" got together one time and held a mock wedding ceremony, with a bogus preacher and all, for Roy and this doll, Annie. Of course, Roy was under the impression that it was the real deal, no lie. It's all on videotape...I've seen it. Complete with an exchange of rings, "kissing the bride" and the wedding march played on the sound system, it's both heart-breaking and funny as all get out to watch. Someone even made up this "Marriage Certificate":


I don't know about you, but I find this behaviour in a 44 year old man to be a tad bizarre. Still, Roy is one cool guy, once you get used to the constant profanity and the temper tantrums.