"Calling Benny Hinn"
Calling Benny Hinn, calling Benny Hinn
My arthritis is flaring up again
I know he ain't no doctor but he's got the healing hand
He's a miracle man...I'm calling Benny Hinn
Well, the way my doctors treat me, Lord, it's a crime
I got a tumor in my brain and I ain't wasting time
My cancer's in remission but it's bound to come back again
I don't need no chemo, I need a prayer from Benny Hinn
Calling Benny Hinn, calling Benny Hinn
I wanna get my spirit slayed again
My bladder's 'bout to blow up and I'm fresh out of Depends
I need a Christian friend...I'm calling Benny Hinn
Apostates say ol' Benny Hinn's a fake
They're way too concerned with all the money that he makes
I don't mind donating cause my pucker string's about to break
I'll take it on the chin...I'm calling Benny Hinn
Calling Benny Hinn, calling Benny Hinn
I just got one lung and my heart's filled with sin
As long as he ain't scared to touch my oozing leprous skin
He'll make me whole again...I'm calling Benny Hinn
I was lost and now I'm found, but I'll soon be lost again
Free me of my sin, apostle Benny Hinn
You might be a phony but you're a very, very rich man
Y'know I understand...I trust you, Benny Hinn
"There's a sucker born every minute" - P.T. Barnum
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