I just got a spam e-mail in my Yahoo inbox that read:
GET A BIGGER COPULATION ORGAN TODAY
Of the millions of spam messages I've recieved in the 9 years since I came online, I think this one is the funniest. I'm almost tempted to open it, to see what it's all about, how I can get my "copulation organ" enlarged. Or is "copulation organ" some new-fangled sex toy that boasts of it's width and girdth? That would seem more logical, because if it were my OWN copulation organ it would have to be GROWN. But then, if it is an inanimate object how can it copulate? And how can it be an inanimate object if it's an organ?
My mind is boggled, but I'll forget it later on tonight, after I have brought it up a couple of times to rouse a laugh from a couple of friends.
It is comforting to know that my wife claims she doesn't want or need a bigger copulation organ than the one I'm sporting. And mine isn't exactly what you'd call "small" by any standards.
Even so, it would be pretty cool to look into the mirror one day and think, "Yep. Porn star."
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