She radiates a phosphorescent glow of pure white light that shines bright as a distant sun and cuts through darkness like a sharp knife. Slicing the curtain of sky, with a precision and swift delicacy that the fiercest warrior stands in envy of, she shatters the fetters of time and space to reveal the transcendence of heaven.
Marble statues of her majestic figure are erected and stand, as they have for billions of years, on the surface of the seven planets which revolve around the ever-ovulating universe of undiluted love.
Her words, many of which she has gleaned from various scripture to be found in the Holy Bible, have been recorded on stainless steel memory discs that can be played by any intelligent being with the aid of simplified instructions along with a media player that was sent with various other identifying objects from the planet earth inside a space ship which was blasted into the ether, having no coordinances and no hope of ever returning. Yet, it is hoped that her words will bring comfort and enlightenment to those who discover the care package and manage to figure out the puzzle of getting the thing to work. The calming sound of her smooth voice, alternating with the authority of her exhortations will hopefully proclaim to all potential universes that the earth is no enemy to any of them.
Her connections on this planet, as well, fill the common man with awe. All those who saw her interview with Donald Trump on her fantastic TV show, "Paula" will certainly agree that, even though she could rule the world with a blink of her charming eye, it is still good to have "friends in high places".
In conclusion, let it be known that even though Mr. Trump may be a good fellow to know, my dear Paula White has a "Friend" in the "Highest Place".
...and I ain't talkin' 'bout Willie Nelson.
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