Today's Roy highlights:
~~~"I'll break my bowl! Cuz I'm crazy! I'll break my plate...I'll break my eyeglasses!"
~~~"I'm gonna squeeze a turtle."
~~~"I'm gonna raise hell on Halloween and I'm gonna throw my Christmas tree off the porch on Christmas."
~~~"My cousin Sherri took a shit in my uncle Johnny's boot and blamed it on me."
~~~"I'm gonna smoke me some coffee grounds, just for the fun of it."
~~~"I'm gonna drop firecrackers in kids' candy bags on Halloween...make 'em go off cryin'."
~~~"Can I raise hell in Dallas? Trip out on the Mexicans down there? Curse 'em out in Spanish?"
~~~"I'm gonna piss in my bug zapper."
~~~"I'm gonna drink piss 'on the rocks'."
~~~"I'm gonna bust me some balloons."
~~~"I'm gonna piss on my momma's bed."
~~~"I'm going to piss a locust off."
~~~"I'm gonna tie springs on my feet and bounce on 'em. Boing! Boing! Boing!"
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